Space1255 approaches reg.
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How Tough are ya?"
"You're such a friend I can easily kick your ass with my robo legs bitch."
"You don't even have legs. Your just like that armless ba-"
PolandBall approaches, interrupting his conversation with Space1255.
PolandBall reveals that he can unsheathe his sword without hands
"Woah! If he can unsheathe a sword without hands, that must imply you can kick my ass without legs! Go right ahead you two!"
PolandBall and Space1255 Enter the salty spitoon together.
Little Girl approaches reg.
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How Tough are ya?"
"I'm a little girl and you aren't allowed to hit little girls"
"Good Point. Go right ahead."
Little Girl enters the salty spitoon (she's gonna die in there)
Creepy Cloak Man approaches reg.
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How Tough are ya?"
"my name is not important
what is important is what i'm going to do
i just loving hate this world and the human worms feasting on it's carcass
my whole life is cold bitter hatred and i've always wanted to die violently
this is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving
i will put in a grave as many as i can
it's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die
my genocide crusade begins here"
"Go ahead."
Creepy Cloak Man enters the salty spitoon.
Iforgotthisguy'sname approaches reg.
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How Tough are ya?"
"We have no nation, no philosophy, no ideology. We go where we're needed, fighting not for country, not for government, but for ourselves. We need no reason to fight. We fight because we are needed. We will be the deterrent for those with no other recourse. We are soldiers without borders, our purpose defined by the era we live in."
"Yeah, so?"
"I survived a nuclear blast and only became sterile."
"Damn bro. Go right ahead."
plzhelpidkthisguysname enters the salty spitoon.
Robbie Marino approaches reg.
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How Tough are ya?"
"What you mean what happened? What are you? Blind?!
JESUS!!
There was five of them! It took five of them!
Justice Pain!! Oh!!
H8 Club! Oh, I thought H8 Club´s dead!
Nick Cage, Nick Hatred!! Who do you think you are?!
Nobody does this to Zandig!! Nobody does this to Wifebeater!!
Zandig, Wifebeater, Nick Mondo! We´re the most ultraviolent force on the face of the Earth!
Oh my..!! Oooh!!
You all you´re gonna die!!! You are gonna die!! I guarantee it!!
I am gonna kill you!! I´m..!! Doohh!!
You people have not seen anything!! This is just a start of Fake You TV!
I am the Ultraviolent Icon!
This is Robbie Marino!
This is CZW, the most violent federation on the face of the Earth!
You just wait and see how far we´re gonna go!
I´m outta here! Grr!"
Robbie Marino just walks into the salty spitoon.
"uh...Ok?"
