Return to the Salty Spitoon [DAY 3 - DEMON PRESENCE]

[lord techno]

"Hey Reg, kome see this!
*White Death points at a soviet KV-2 tank in the distance*
*White Death grabs a molotov and a bullet from he's rifle*
Saatanan ryssät!
*Ties the molotov to the bullet with a strand*
*fires the bullet at KV-2. The Molotov roostertail flies off with the bullet somehow*
*The KV-2 commander dies from the bullet hitting he's head, while the molotov roostertail hits the tanks air intake*
*After 10 seconds the tank explodes*
AHAhahahha!
*Then White Death gets drunk with vodka*"

"Go Ahead."

The White Death enters the salty spitoon, still drunk.

[Ad Bot]

[lord techno]

Well, Mr. Reg, or should i say...

Mr. Badguy!


As the police report goes, the murderer was let in around the time that Fedora Guy was: You were quite obviously scared of this man, after his bold claims. So scared in fact, that you had to get rid of him.
That's why you've been letting everyone in - so you could all gang up on him and do the dirty work!


AM I CORRECT?!
*Calls Police*

"NOOOOO! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
Go Right Ahead Sir!"

Apollo Justice enters the Salty Spitoon to find the Flash Mober.

Miles Edgeworth follows right behind him to attempt the arrest of the murderer before Apollo Does.

[Sp0nge80b]

i sucked a ghost and 2 richards before

[Regirock]

i sucked a ghost and 2 richards before

They'll tear you apart in there.

[NotBomberguy]

bnunp

[lord techno]

Polandball approaches reg.

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How Tough are ya?"

*Munching on a Fish Kebab*

"Wanting's some?"

"uuuuh....No....Go right ahead."

Polandball enters the Salty Spitoon to continue munching his fish kebab.

Skinny Guy approaches reg.

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How Tough are ya?"

"RIP"

*Skinny guy is ded bcuz new character coming soon*

"wtf?"

Creepy Cloak Man approaches reg.

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How Tough are ya?"

*Creepy Cloak Man just walks into the salty spitoon to start his genocide*

Fedora Guy approaches reg.

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How Tough are ya?"

"I can make it worth your time if you look the other way and pick up some loose change I conveniently dropped..."

"Ok!"

While reg turns around and picks up loose change, Fedora Guy enters the salty spitoon.

Space1255 approaches reg.

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How Tough are ya?"

"Hello again. If you don't let me in, I'll use my head thing and shove it so far up your ass you will taste it."

"Go Ahead."

Space1255 Enters the Salty Spitoon, with his head thing.

[lord techno]

DAY 2

Status: HEALTHY

(Nerd and SMG4 need to reassert their toughness. The nerd has angered reg and may end up fighting him)

[Clownfish]

the king of the sunday funnies has arrived
and guess what
it's sunday

[FizzyFuz]

let me in or I will shoot you with my pump action richard gun

[Space1255]

Ok so for the next time just imagine that my avatar grew a body that's robot-like so it'll make sense for my next toughness quote

[Regirock]

"open the mother loving door"

[KristoB]

same avatar and name
"listen reg, i really dont wanna make incest hentai of you and your family
let me in so this can be held off for a bit."

[TeeOS]

distorted teeos



OPEN THE loving DOOR REGINALD
I CHOPPED UP CHARLIES IN 'NAM AND YOU LOOK LIKE A CHARLIE TO ME

[Drydess]

black cat shows his gayness by asking distorted teeos on a date

[TeeOS]

black cat shows his gayness by asking distorted teeos on a date

MY APOLOGIES BUT I ALREADY HAVE A BLACK CAT
HIS NAME IS JAP
STOLE HIM FROM A MAN I KILLED IN WW2