Blogland: forget off, Focus Features.

[McJob]

USELESS loving TWATS.

I got lucky with The LEGO Movie. It was a THREE loving MONTH wait for NO reason to watch the film, but I got an advanced ticket via Autodesk, so I was still able to see it *fairly* early.

But no, no such luck with the new Ratchet & Clank movie, which I'd argue I want to see more. 3 loving months is how long I'll be waiting after you yanks get it. That's what Focus Features has decided. Apparently they hate Australia, Australians and specifically me. Oh, Deadpool will come out on basically the same day as America, but how dare I want to watch my goddam childhood hero film on loving time. forget me, that's a hard request right?

So now I get to sit patiently and fondle my richard while a horde of twats and cunts spoil the loving movie for me just like they did with The LEGO Movie. You can sure bet I'll be in a great loving mood for the next 4+ months.

forget Focus Features and everybody associated with that decision.

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[SWAT One]

Yikes.

It's a movie.  Life goes on.

You used to be cool but now it seems like you bitch about everything that you possibly can.

[shitlord]

Yikes.

It's a movie.  Life goes on.

You used to be cool but now it seems like you bitch about everything that you possibly can.

hes allowed to complain about bullstuff problems like this, i don’t see what your problem is

there clearly is an issue with this company and australia and there’s no reason for it

[Electrk.]

You're getting too angry.
Maybe you should focus that energy elsewhere.

[MrLoL²]

hes allowed to complain about bullstuff problems like this, i don’t see what your problem is

Yeah but being an offensive complete starfish at everything is not right, just look at his posts

[sir dooble]

You're getting too angry.
Maybe you should focus that energy elsewhere.

Nah, he should embrace it.
His anger is one of the features of his character.

[McJob]

It's a movie.  Life goes on.

I wouldn't be loving angry if I could understand the reasoning why I have to wait so long after all the other kids in the playground get the cool toy. As I've said, this isn't a one-off problem. This keeps on loving happening. I only started really caring with LEGO Movie.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

maybe you should stop being australian

[McJob]

maybe you should stop being australian

I'm considering it, since America is where all the game design jobs and cheap games are at.

[kongo]

hold up
there's a ratchet and clank movie????????????

[McJob]

hold up
there's a ratchet and clank movie????????????

Yes, and it's supposed to be released alongside the Ratchet & Clank PS4 game. Both are essentially rebooting the original game with new weapons, gadgets, levels and a new storyline (for example, the Galactic Rangers are now a part of the original game).

[Refticus]

spoiler - clank is actually a robot

[PowerDag]

clank kills dumbledore

[Drydess]

clank kills dumbledore

DUDE
WHAT THE forget

[McJob]

clank kills dumbledore

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