Tower of Power - RNG PvE Text Adventure [Complications involving updates]

[Space1255]

ACTIONS:
The crab guards! 4 defense is subtracted from the next attack!
Glass Joe attempts to flip the crab over! Result: 5! I'll be lax once and allow him to flip it over, but no damage dealt. SKILL GAINED: Weakness Pinpointer!
DataProxy Guards! 3!
tber123 attacks! 3!
Space1255 Guards! 5!
Conan [AUTO] attacks! 5!
TOTAL DAMAGE: 1...
The crab attacks all players: 3 damage!

ULTRA CRUSTACEAN
THEME

179/180 HP
d6 ATK
d8 DEF
Skill: Vice Grip
Deals 1.5x damage to players with higher DEF than itself.
It's weak point is exposed! All rolls are worth 1.5x rounded up!

PLAYERS:
 Space1255: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 7/10 HP.

 tber123: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 7/10 HP.

 Conan: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 7/10 HP.

 Glass Joe: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 7/10 HP.
     SKILL: Weakness Pinpoint: d6: Hit and deal double damage to the boss! (COST: 1 HP)

 DataProxy: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 10/10 HP.

[Ad Bot]

[Glass Joe]

Result: 5!

Result: 6!

OT: With the weak point now exposed, I'll strike it for massive damage.

[Conan]

stab it where it hurts

[Space1255]

I had the weirdest dream last night that someone gave me a forgetton (like 50 or so) of boss ideas for this game and it took me quite a while to scroll throu them and read them all. Also I'll,update attacks later

[Space1255]

Update time
ACTIONS:
The crab cant do stuff!
Conan attacks! 5 * 1.5 = 7.5 > 8!
Glass Joe attacks! 4 *1.5 = 6!
Space1255 attacks! 3 * 1.5 = 4.5 > 5!
tber123 [AUTO] heals Conan! 2!
DataProxy [AUTO] Attacks! 4 * 1.5 = 6!
TOTAL DAMAGE: 24!
The crab starta flailing to try and get back up! Roll a 5 or above to cancel!

ULTRA CRUSTACEAN
THEME

155/180 HP
d6 ATK
d8 DEF
Skill: Vice Grip
Deals 1.5x damage to players with higher DEF than itself.
It's weak point is exposed! All rolls are worth 1.5x rounded up!

PLAYERS:
 Space1255: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 7/10 HP.

 tber123: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 7/10 HP.

 Conan: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 9/10 HP.

 Glass Joe: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 7/10 HP.
     SKILL: Weakness Pinpoint: d6: Hit and deal double damage to the boss! (COST: 1 HP)

 DataProxy: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 10/10 HP.

[NotBomberguy]

yo get me in this shiznit mon

[DataProxy]

DataProxy stomps on the Crab's stomach to make the dinner plate stop moving.

Tartar sauce anyone?

[Space1255]

yo get me in this shiznit mon

You now have clearance for Actions

[Space1255]

So any other actions y'all wanna submit?

[Cybertails1998]

better fitting theme

[Space1255]

better fitting theme

Had a chuckle.
Attack update will be later

[tber123]

Attack again

[Glass Joe]

Eat gyros to restore health.

[Space1255]

Update inbound

[Space1255]

ACTIONS:
DataProxy attacks! 6*1.5 = 9!
NotBomberGuy [AUTO] Attacks! 1*1.5 = 1.5 -> 2
tber123 attacks! 4*1.5 = 6
Glass Joe heals himself! 2!
Space1255 Attacks! 3*1.5 = 4.5 -> 5
Conan [Auto] healsGlass Joe! 1!
TOTAL DAMAGE: 22!
The crabis struggling to get up!

ULTRA CRUSTACEAN
THEME

133/180 HP
d6 ATK
d8 DEF
Skill: Vice Grip
Deals 1.5x damage to players with higher DEF than itself.
It's weak point is exposed! All rolls are worth 1.5x rounded up!

PLAYERS:
 Space1255: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 7/10 HP.

 tber123: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 7/10 HP.

 Conan: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 7/10 HP.

 Glass Joe: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 7/10 HP.
     SKILL: Weakness Pinpoint: d6: Hit and deal double damage to the boss! (COST: 1 HP)

 DataProxy: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 10/10 HP.

  NotBomberguy: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 10/10 HP