Mario Simulator

[Sp0nge80b]

ok we have a plumber that saves little girls
status:

lives: read the loving gif

what2do

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[Juncoph]

align your qpus and then launch at de facto qpu speed

[Jshotgun]

jack off

[Sp0nge80b]

align your qpus and then launch at de facto qpu speed

doing so resulted in this thing spawning in the castle

[Sp0nge80b]

jack off

malleo is unable to jack off then dies, resulting in a respawn then a drowsy effect. along with losing some power

[Jshotgun]

leave

[Duck Quackington]

Go stuff in the castle lake

[joe411]

But first, let me talk about parallel universes.

[Juliun03]

mario is depressed and becomes an alcoholic and kills him self

[OzmarBlock]

Mario needs to eat a 1-up mushroom.

[Sp0nge80b]

Go stuff in the castle lake

mario is depressed and becomes an alcoholic and kills him self

you become depressed, and blow yourself up, where you're nothing but a luigi that reads; YEA BITCH

Mario needs to eat a 1-up mushroom.

you eat a moldy green mushroom, you gain a life but become drunk (wtf)

[Glass Joe]

Build up speed for 12 hours

[Blocky943]

you're going to need to do some hyper speed walking

[K3k0m@n]

don't save the princess by destroying the bridge

[Vitawrap]

don't save the princess by destroying the bridge