Florida man, Florida man.
Does whatever a psycho can.
Brings an alligator, any size.
Catches workers, just like flies.
Look out, here comes the Florida man!
Is he strong? Listen bud, he's got Florida blood!
Can you throw an alligator, through a window?
Take a look, through the window!
Hey theere, there goes the Florida man!
In the chillll of night, at the scene of a Wendys.
Like a streeeeak of light, the alligator arrives just in time!
Florida man, Florida man!
Friendly neighborhood Florida man!
Welcomed in, he's ignored.
Action is his reward!
To hiiiim, life is a great big bang!
Wherever there's a alligator, you'll find the Florida maaaaan!
