If you had a choice

[Thunderstrike]

I would rather taste cyanide then this stuff

Anyways forget a Dog or forget 2 Cats

[Ad Bot]

[Regirock]

Is there a kill yourself option? If not then dog I guess.

Oral love with a horse for 5 minutes (You're sucking his)
get raped by a horse for 1 minute.

[Foxscotch]

why is everyone in this thread so obsessed with bestiality
how about neither

mcdonalds or burger king

[Bwopper]

mcdonalds.



             would you rather the god of the internet or the god of the books

[Foxscotch]

um, god of the internet means you have access to basically like all of the money in the world, so, yeah

super powers or super rich

[Thunderstrike]

You can steal money with superpowers soo

EDIT:Assault Rifle or DMR (Designated Marksman Rifle)?

[espio100]

SInce you cant spray a whole mag in real life (Well you can but its not really accurate) id take the DMR.

Milk or Pure chocolate?

[Foxscotch]

milk chocolate

You can steal money with superpowers soo

yeah, but then nobody will like you

dead or alive xtreme beach volleyball

[Rigel]

wait is dead or alive the first option? If so, then that.


Get a Lobotomy, or enter the PAIN Olympics?

[RamboCreativity]

Enter the pain Olympics wearing a full set of knight armor.

Have your soul sucked into an immortal sword you can haunt and float around with  OR
beable to detach your richard and run around smacking people with it. EVEN MORE OR!!!!
Become a terramancer and controll all plant life on earth.

[Jshotgun]

terramancer l.

forget a cactus or GET forgeted by a cactus

[Zack]

forget a cactus. There's nothing spiny on the inside, trust me. You guys are just wimps.


Become a godlike creator that can design entire worlds on a whim, but be forgotten and unknown to the point of being ignored,

or

Become a godlike destroyer that can raze worlds in a day, and thus be feared and vilified for your power, even if you do not use it.

[Foxscotch]

first one

live on a colony on another planet or on a (large, comfortable) space ship
either way, it's for the rest of your life

[RamboCreativity]

Spaceship because then I could vacation to exotic planets and see scenery like never before.

Would rather become god's messenger of death. AKA the bringer of bad news


OR Have the ability to shoot cum like webs and fling around like spider man.

[Thunderstrike]

First one

Catch your Grandmother giving out cree Bs behind the Center

Or

Find out that your Mother is cheating

(Both are life scarring as forget)