If you had a choice

[Jshotgun]

i dont like hookers but if i had to choose it would be the $500 one.

brown town, oral, or pusillanimous individual slaying

[Ad Bot]

[Path]

either kill your ego and basically unable to grasp the concept of your own existence, so you're dead in your own mind and have no reason to exist

or

starve to death 400 meters below the earth's surface in a completely dark cave, leaving your friends and family wondering where you went, and they never find you. You disappear from history completely

[Foxscotch]

second one, also you didn't answer jshotgun's question, you frick

dinosaur bones or bone dinosaurs

[Pastrey Crust]

Bone dinosaurs bb

Ride a TRex or ride a dolphin?

[Clownfish]

ride the trex

forget a clownfish or die a virgin

[Niff]

Frick a clownfish
Kiss the scum of the earth or kiss the scum underneath the sink

[FizzyFuz]

sink pls

be a furry, brony, or weeaboo? (they're all cancerous)

[Ragequit]

weeb so i can commit sudoku

[DataProxy]

Ooooookool kids klubkool kids klubaaaaaayyyy, I guess I'll go on then.

-Ahem-

Would you rather.....

Get sucked in to Blockland, and live in it for the rest of your life (you can respawn to your heart's content, get banned, kicked and muted, etc.).

OR

Get sucked into a Hardcore Gamemode of Minecraft, and survive for three years (Only one life.)

[bigcapitalbaka]

get sucked into blockland

I will become Flowey.

dank memes or steel beams

[Duck Quackington]

dank memes

give your money to lord Badspot or give your money to charity

[Vitawrap]

give my money to charity



forget your girlfriend that looks like your mom or forget your mom that looks like your girlfriend

[Thunderstrike]

GF that looks like Mom

(Atleast then its not incest)

[RamboCreativity]

Would you rather stuff out solid gold
or
Have up to 2 powers of any choice
(you cannot select the power to stuff gold)

[Goku®]

stuff gold. I'll be rich in no time no need for super powers.

Would you rather:
Spend a night in bed with Badspot
OR
Gabe Newell