Author Topic: Can somebody please explain this Gravity Falls gif pls.  (Read 8782 times)


more like wincest amirite????



this is the worst advice you could give to someone

move to Kentucky
I lived there like a year ago (I am just too lazy to change it back to alabama), it was better than here, especially because I lived near louisville, rather than this weird place in alabama that is smack dab in the middle of hicktown, drugtown, and middleclasstown. I don't know any people who are for certain doing it with their family, but there is a certain group of people who all look remarkably similar, which is kind of suspicious

there is a certain group of people who all look remarkably similar, which is kind of suspicious

hot damn

hot damn
I was just going to write a quick description of this but it's too complicated for words alone, so I drew a simple family tree



arrows indicate, like, parenthood. flat lines at the end of lines mean sibling... hood? the one x that's on a line indicates divorce
that one magenta underlined word is "grandma," just in case it couldn't be read
the green line on top of that other line is because I don't know exactly how that goes. like, are they just mother and daughter? grandmother and granddaughter? dunno for sure

anyway, back to the reason I drew this. a cousin of mine is one of those people who look very much alike. he is the one circled in blue. his "dad" (my uncle) is not actually his birth father, and supposedly he is unaware of this fact. I don't have any idea who his real dad is. as you can also see, his mom (circled in red, but I'm not sure why I did that) is related to me on both sides of my family. which brings me to the real reason for drawing this
my illegitimate cousin would have been easy enough to explain. but it gets worse when you find out that I'm related to his mom in two completely different ways. HOWEVER as you can see from this drawing, I am just related to her through marriage on either side. and that is why I am only a gross incest freak in spirit, not by blood

on the other hand, my mom's birthmom has all kinds of issues. she's got tons of mental problems. so god knows how that's trickled down to me. maybe that's why I'm a furry

it all makes... sense... now?

huh.

from the way it sounds, your "aunt" is just your mother's stepmother's sister's daughter, so you guys could totally forget

alternatively, your step-grandmother and her sister are up for grabs too
« Last Edit: February 14, 2016, 12:59:53 AM by Frequency »

it all makes... sense... now?

huh.

from the way it sounds, your "aunt" is just your mother's stepmother's sister's daughter, so you guys could totally forget
Yeah, his aunt isn't related to him by blood at all, but is related by marriage in 2 ways.
And his cousin is potentially not related to him by blood either.

Disappointing to know that I am legit more inbred than the furry from Alabama.


Edit; By the way, the way you have connected your dad and his brother would typically represent marriage, lol.
For siblings you have the line come up vertically from each and then connect horizontally.

For marriage you either do what you did for your grandparents (down then horizontal), or you do horizontal then down from that to kids.
« Last Edit: February 14, 2016, 01:06:05 AM by sir dooble »

what if his cousin is actually his half-brother

from the way it sounds, your "aunt" is just your mother's stepmother's sister's daughter, so you guys could totally forget
alternatively, your step-grandmother and her sister are up for grabs too
no thx
Disappointing to know that I am legit more inbred than the furry from Alabama.
well, you are british
By the way, the way you have connected your dad and his brother would typically represent marriage, lol.
For siblings you have the line come up vertically from each and then connect horizontally.
yeah, but I didn't wanna erase the lines and do it again, that's why I gave them different line endings
what if his cousin is actually his half-brother
that would be gross, but thankfully it is not the case. my dad and his brother are almost identical, but my cousin looks wildly different than either of them
aunt and uncle also have a daughter who is bangin. but she is actually my uncle's kid, and therefore blood related :(


aunt and uncle also have a daughter who is bangin. but she is actually my uncle's kid, and therefore blood related :(

dude you're in alabammy don't even ACT like that matters

well, you are british
I suppose it is a posh sort of inbreeding.


relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH5tHUh7-m0
Geez. That's so many patreons.
According to his page, he gets $1,430.79 a month, from 944 people.