did anybody else think this thread was dating related at first
but otherwise jokes aside, considering you have no way to avoid this mess, just flow with it and just kick it with the kiddo. Considering he's slumbering just make sure you fall asleep after he does so he doesn't start doing some nasty stuff in your sleep. And
especially if he starts doing the richard labtop thing or anything richard related just call him out on his stuff, in a polite manner, and tell him to knock it off. If he persists straight up just give him a few good socks, now "bullying" or whatever the forget isn't always the best solution but this kid sounds like a straight loving creep so he probably deserves a bit of it.