I have to be with a person I don't like

[Snaked_Snake]

From Monday-Tuesday I have to be with someone I know from school, I like him at school but when he came over he was so weird, he unzipped his pants, he used my laptop to hide his snake and it was really disgusting, oh, he also kept calling everything a "monday" which was also annoying, help blf, wat do?

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[Steve5451²]

wtf

[espio100]

he is gay and whats to stick it in your pooper
Let him stick it in and he will be happy

[Snaked_Snake]

I've told my mum I don't want him to come over and the first time he had a sleepover I was actually scared he was going to pull his snake out or something.

Also my mum just says "no i've paid for everything he's coming over!!!!!!!!!"

[Maxwell.]

wtf

what did she even pay for

if he pulls out his richard just hit it with a newspaper like you'd do with a dog

[Snaked_Snake]

She paid for a cinema trip.

Also guys seriously I don't even want him over at my house he's so awkward

[Snaked_Snake]

Also he kept nagging at me to download the nude mod for fallout nv.

[MoltenKitten]

Murder him

[Element]

if he pulls out his richard just hit it with a newspaper like you'd do with a dog

loving brilliant

[JBlitz404]

Can't tell if this is a bait thread...if not...then wtf.

[Foxscotch]

umm, does your mom know he did that with his richard

[Snaked_Snake]

wtf

what did she even pay for

if he pulls out his richard just hit it with a newspaper like you'd do with a dog

You ninja

umm, does your mom know he did that with his richard

Nope, and I don't want to tell her because it'll just be weird.

Can't tell if this is a bait thread...if not...then wtf.

Nope, not bait.

[Blocky943]

slap him over the head or his other head :^)

[Foxscotch]

Nope, and I don't want to tell her because it'll just be weird.

well you need to make a decision. tell her, and deal with like ten seconds of awkwardness, or don't tell her, and deal with that guy being at your house overnight

[Blue Screen]

Get to a corner, barricade that corner with cardboard boxes or whatever you have, get some weapons, hide behind your barricade.
If he pulls a "HERE'S JOHNNY": richard edition then smack that motherforgeter with whatever weapon you have in your hand and then RUN LIKE HELL
repeat until he goes away