Girlfriend is now 6,705 miles away from me.

[Monstercat]

What do? I wasn't prepared for this. :( She's in Shinagawa and I'm all the way in Boston. We're seperated by 6,705 miles. :( The least we can do is skype, feelsbadman. I'll be visiting her this summer, but fuk distance guys :( 

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[Lord Tony®]

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[Donnies Catch]

thats a lot of miles

[Clone v.117]

It sucks when your girl is away man
Especially when they're too proper to get off over skype :(

[Blue Screen]

go to herrrr

[Monstercat]

It sucks when your girl is away man
Especially when they're too proper to get off over skype :(

[Foxscotch]

[Blue Screen]

someonehelpmei'mdyingoflaughter.avi

[Lord Tony®]

Take it easy there.

[Ducky duck]

This isn't going to work unless you or her plan on moving to each other's country.
You'll never have a family.

[Foxscotch]

You can't have atrophies in file names.

also it's apostrophe

[Monstercat]

This isn't going to work unless you or her plan on moving to each other's country.
You'll never have a family.

Of course lol, I agree. I met her cause she was studying abroad at a university here.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

learn korean and move

[Monstercat]

learn korean and move

Japanese, and hahaahaha I don't know if I want to move to Japan