Squartle, you need to show your real life power not your minecraft server power.
Shut the forget up, Pie Cuck. How dare you underestimate my Minecraft power? My loving dad is Notch, and he can wipe your minecraft account off the face of the earth faster than the world record speedrun time YOU hold for Hotel For Dogs: The Video Game. I'm the loving bane of Minecraft PVPing. I could literally split your bitch ass Minecraft character in half with one blow from a wooden sword. Not only am I the Minecraft master, I'm the real life master as well. You see, my story dates all the way back to 1985. The worlds greatest minds teamed up to create the greatest human on earth. Me, obviously. Strength so prestigious that I can pull up a commercial airliner above my head with one loving hand, endurance so quick and nimble that I can go at the speeds of mach 5 without even trying, and the intelligence of a $90 billion dollar supercomputer. I can literally turn you into ashes with my fist within a blink of an eye. However, that would just be too easy to get rid of a degenerate like you. I want to have fun with you. As we speak, 20 expertly trained DEVGRU snipers are surrounding your house right now. At this point, we know everything you do. Pull the wrong loving move, and they wont be afraid to blast a loving 12 inch crater in your torso with specially manufactured 50. caliber rounds. Next time, think twice about what you're going to say, pusillanimous individual bean.
