Author Topic: ITT: Computers run with gasoline  (Read 1946 times)

You got gasoline computers?!  Why back in my day we had to shovel coal into the bellows for fifteen minutes to load a blasted webpage!

All of you are babies
I use a prototype fusion powered PC

All of you are babies
I use a prototype fusion powered PC
What happens if the fusion gets out of control?

What happens if the fusion gets out of control?
boom
that's what happened to my brother ya know

You got gasoline computers?!  Why back in my day we had to shovel coal into the bellows for fifteen minutes to load a blasted webpage!
I still renember those days.

I used leaded gasoline in my pc.

CRITAWAKETS died to lead poisoning.

All of you are babies
I use a prototype fusion powered PC
I heard that's incredibly risky, you sure you want to keep it? I know a guy who's excellent at handling and dismantling stuff like that.

boom
that's what happened to my brother ya know
I could always send it to the middle east

What if Cars ran on Sperm?

Where would you ask for a Refill?

The brothel or would you stand 2 Hours just jacking it?

What if Cars ran on Sperm?

Where would you ask for a Refill?

The brothel or would you stand 2 Hours just jacking it?
Sperm banks, of course.




What if Cars ran on Sperm?

Where would you ask for a Refill?

The brothel or would you stand 2 Hours just jacking it?
it would be an infinite cycle if computers ran on semen instead of gasoline.
you jack off, add jacking off residue to computer, jack off again.
repeat until you can rip your richard off or you die of dehydration

I'm Amish, so I shun technology like motors.
I have a horse powered computer.

Jesus guys your so old school

I use my Electricity PC Prototype

Still have my old tesla somewhere tho