Walmart is making me take a survey on why I left.

[Clownfish]

"hi it's tony from walmart"
i remember him saying that to get his adult swim prize.

adultswim should make a walmart documentary

[Ad Bot]

[Toxicology]

"hi it's tony from walmart"
i remember him saying that to get his adult swim prize.

tony likes adult swim? you learn something new every day

[Lord Tony®]

My other adult swim prize came in the mail recently, by the way.

[Darth C3P0]

Thats what my brother had to do as he "left," but thats another story

[Torin]

man tony i didnt know you worked at walmart

you worked at walmart?

When I use to work at walmart we always had the same red haired fat guy in the electric scooter coming in the morning every tuesday for some stupid amiibo crap.

I was watching Adult Swim's TV show Stupid Morning Bullstuff to find out they were suddenly talking about how sorry they were for probably being the cause of me leaving walmart, lol.

They don't know why I left Walmart, they just somehow knew I don't work there anymore.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCqxv-XgFpM&feature=youtu.be

Walmart is the absolute worst company that exists. In my 2 years of Walmart I spent my thanksgiving at walmart. Walmart is the company that started putting Black Friday on thanksgiving day. Now they have these bullstuff commercials trying to play it off like they support families on thanksgiving when you know damn well they will be open. I will never work in retail again.

Walmart Thanksgiving preparation tips.
Friends and family spending time together.


Tips to make store food taste fresh.
Friends and family enjoying fresh food.


Celebrating thanksgiving at home!
Celebrating thanksgiving at walmart!

Walmart now decided to start copying amazon without telling anyone and now has third party sellers.

I'm glad I'm not working there anymore because the average customer doesn't know how to work the stupid walmart website. They would have been coming to me asking me why their stupid merchandise looks like it was used or why we don't sell it in store.

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Walmart CEO Doug McBillion has announced he will be giving fist bumps for people in their time of need. He assures you that a fist bump itself is worth a thousand dollars as you can tell your friends and family you came in contact with a rich person.

16k isn't a lot at all. I have 3x more than that and all I did was work at Walmart for 2 years and collect inheritance.

At walmart I was making under 15,000 a year.

I had some girl at walmart who believes in "auras" because she downloaded a phone app that when you take your picture it will show your "aura"

When in reality it's just a loving computer generated algorithm to display a random color over your picture at random.



She was going in loving depth with it too. "Don't you just love an aura, it's like life itself"

Walmart steals from the community.

I forgeted her in an abandoned walmart parkinglot once.

But it's true, take it from someone who worked at Walmart.

You can also be a walmart store manager and make about 300,000+ a year. You don't even need a degree.

guys he said it like a thousand times
there is way more than this but i don't feel like getting all of it

[SWAT One]

guys he said it like a thousand times
there is way more than this but i don't feel like getting all of it

Joke





Head

[Lord Tony®]

They have a none of the above selection but not an all of the above selection.

I think they can't accept all these issues then.

[Ragequit]

is there a "parking lot was inadequate" factor

[Maxwell.]

tony you should do an AMA

[Steve5451²]

tony you should do an AMA

first question: where do you work?

[Maxwell.]

first question: where do you work?

where did you work*

[WaterOre]

Why did you leave walmart?

[Cybersix]

You met Danny though, so that's a plus.

[Foxscotch]

is there a "parking lot was inadequate" factor

yeah, that's why he had to move up to a kindergarten parking lot

[Ninja Decoy]

Walmart wants to know why i quit, this should be pretty accurate.
-imgsnip-

Pretty much the same for me but tick the "unable to change positions"

Stuck as overnight stocker. Cant go maintenance, switch schedule, or go to days because we are so low on staff and they wont hire anyone for another month. 4500+ pieces of freight used to be easy, now its a loving nightmare.