If you even remotely have any sort of social life, you should know that tone and body language express thoughts and messages more clearly than just words themselves. This may be why I'm constantly thinking poorly of your intelligence.
Here's two key points you're missing.
I generally dislike all overdone 'voice' put into sentences.
I'm not trying to put off expressing yourself. Completely robotic and perfect sentences show no emotion --and that's just how some people like to be. Having emotion and the ability to express yourself are things that makes us individuals and human; I fully support being able to express yourself.
What I'm speaking of here (in an admit-ably harsh manner) with disdain is the general 'fake-ness' of a sentence when somebody posts / texts something in an extremely theatrical matter (why I mention teenage girls) in which it would be very unnecessary and obnoxious. We both know people don't speak or act in the same manner as they do online, so saying 'If you even remotely have any sort of social life" is pretty unfair and unnecessary. 
Once again, I fully support expressing yourself via non-voice ways, but I look at the over theatrical and 'fake' notion of some of these things as obnoxious and unintelligent. I do however, apologize if my initial post wasn't clear enough in my statement and came off too harsh.