I have ascended beyond the mortal realm: using cheese.

[Waru]

Eating cheese straight out of the bag is an out of body experience. for every clenchfull of shredded cheese you insert into your mouth, the closer you get to god. Brief flashes of the beginning of the universe cloud your vision and you are no longer human. Briefly ascended to demigod status, you are all.

it's a shame that people who don't like cheese or are lactose intolerant will never get to see these things. it truly is beautiful. Discuss.

[Ad Bot]

[}]Crazy[{]

i like sheep cheese.

[Daswiruch]

the only good type of cheese is mozzarella

[SubDaWoofer]

it's a shame that people who don't like cheese

hey meanie
i dont like cheese
but
i can still reach demigod status
if i want to

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Eating cheese straight out of the bag is an out of body experience. for every clenchfull of shredded cheese you insert into your mouth, the closer you get to god. Brief flashes of the beginning of the universe cloud your vision and you are no longer human. Briefly ascended to demigod status, you are all.

it's a shame that people who don't like cheese or are lactose intolerant will never get to see these things. it truly is beautiful. Discuss.

same.

[The Resonte!]

the next plan is direct injection

[}]Crazy[{]

this is the stuff

[fireking]

gross

[Becquerel]

casu marzu
end of thread

[Taciturn]

Munster.
Really sharp cheddar.
Brie.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

all cheeses are beautiful

[Headcrab Zombie]

>pre shredded bagged cheese

No thanks

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

>pre shredded bagged cheese

No thanks

stop cheese shaming

[Nizza Deutchsen Man]

yeah pre shredded bagged cheese wtf

i buy full rounds of cheese at a time, usually mozarella

we have a nearby dairy that has both cattle and goat

[Steve5451²]

god yes, so good.