Poll

When do you shower?

Before I go to sleep
30 (30%)
In the morning when I wake up
35 (35%)
Whenever I feel like stuff
16 (16%)
Always, because I a depressed sack of stuff
5 (5%)
Before I go to sleep, and when I wake up
3 (3%)
All of the above.
11 (11%)

Total Members Voted: 100

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How much filth do you think I make?
You're british so you have a shield around your body that protects against filth. Unfortunately your teeth are unprotected so all the filth goes there.

Wait, that explains yellow and rotten british teeth but what's the explanation for north american bright-white spotlight teeth?

Wait, that explains yellow and rotten british teeth but what's the explanation for north american bright-white spotlight teeth?
superior genes

Wait, that explains yellow and rotten british teeth but what's the explanation for north american bright-white spotlight teeth?
they kicked all of our tea into the harbour

Wait, that explains yellow and rotten british teeth but what's the explanation for north american bright-white spotlight teeth?
Inverse of the british shield

Wait, that explains yellow and rotten british teeth but what's the explanation for north american bright-white spotlight teeth?
Too much money.

i only shower 2 times a week, where the forget is that on the poll motherfricker.




no
Yes because English doesn't come to an agreement on whether it's gray or grey.

Yes because English doesn't come to an agreement on whether it's gray or grey.
it's grey

Yes because English doesn't come to an agreement on whether it's gray or grey.
a for america e for better

a for america e for better
but "a" sounds like "eh" so it's canadian

using "e" in "grey" is the only thing the UK can get right