To be biologically female
A nice booty
Lots and lots of clothes (like, you don't even know)
Just about all of the Hot Topic dresses
A nice purse
A gift card to Garage
For my gf to be able to come home from boarding school
Either a VW minibus, 1960 Chrysler Imperial, or any 80s luxury car
Bigger, better buttplugs that wont fall out ;-;
Bad dragon horse carrots
A better laptop for gaming
An old CRT TV as opposed to my ugly flatscreen
More money
An antique lamp with a fringe shade
Beatles '65 album (record stores never have it)
Pretty in Pink soundtrack (see above)
Tears for Fears - Songs From the Big Chair (see above)
Blues Image - Open (see above)
A 1950s Grundig stereo console
Motivation for school and life in general