Author Topic: Are the sausage pizza rolls as good as the pepperoni ones?  (Read 2594 times)

you cant eat an entire pizza in one bite though, can you?

eat enough pizza rolls and you just might.

i used to eat pizza rolls

then i stopped

let me tell you my success story:

i grew to a perfect 200cm in height. my reproductive organs are as large as possible without affecting health negatively. my body body fat percentage dropped to 2% and i can now bench 9000kg. i have since died from drowning in pusillanimous individual, but my immortal soul lives on encouraging fitness experts everywhere.
eat enough pizza rolls and you just might.


you cant eat an entire pizza in one bite though, can you?
But you get more pizza in general
And it takes longer to eat, so you can enjoy it longer
forget you satan

I get the sausage ones over pepperoni any day since they have more meat and better taste tbh

on a default pizza/pizza pocket I get pepperoni tho


I recommend the new "clownfish" flavor


WHy would you buy pizza rolls if you can just buy an entire pizza?
Its round too
tell me now, if you're playing a game and eating one of the following, which is easier:
a whole pizza/pizza slice
pizza rolls

that's what i thought