[NEWS] Kim Jong-un vows nuclear restraint; seeks normalization with USA, China

[Jairo]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/north-korea-missile-rocket-sanctions-us-south-korean-drills/?linkId=22509150

http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/21/asia/north-korea-missiles-fired/index.html

north korea launched five short-range missiles 200km off their east coast in defiance of the UN sanctions

I can't tell if kim wants the UN to attack him and play victim or if he's hoping to accidentally sink something

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

He's probably trying to tempt SK and US into invading so he has reason to launch all he has

[Toxicology]

just attack them at night so they cant see you -_-

[Kobewarrior]

just attack them at night so they cant see you -_-

maybe we use rlly small infantry so north korea can't see them with the squinty eyes and stuff yknow???

[Tayasaurus]

maybe we use rlly small infantry so north korea can't see them with the squinty eyes and stuff yknow???

Most Asians squint because theirs a highly advanced hud underneath their eyelids which they are using constantly.

[Nonnel]

I'm guessing they're trying to hit something so they can say "whoops sorry" and feel justified when we invade them since, after all, they apologized

Most Asians squint because theirs a highly advanced hud underneath their eyelids which they are using constantly.

jairo please confirm

[Kobewarrior]

Most Asians squint because theirs a highly advanced hud underneath their eyelids which they are using constantly.

*gasp*.... so what happens when their eyes close!?

[Maxwell.]

Most Asians squint because theirs a highly advanced hud underneath their eyelids which they are using constantly.

ah yes that explains why they are good at maths

[Jairo]

jairo please confirm

how else do you think we play starcraft and do math

[c]

*gasp*.... so what happens when their eyes close!?

complete immersion

[Space1255]

Solution to all of life's these problems: Nuke everything assassinate Dennis Rodman's Pal

[Nonnel]

Solution to all of life's these problems: Nuke everything assassinate Dennis Rodman's Pal

1. how
2. how would that help

[Toxicology]

complete immersion

better

[Space1255]

1. how
2. how would that help

It'll help keep the person sent to kill him awake
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jk, but isn't he the one sending Nike threats are going out? Also, it's evident he's a stuffty leader so they can probably imprison him and elect a new leader then execute him afterwards.

[Toxicology]

jk, but isn't he the one sending Nike threats are going out? Also, it's evident he's a stuffty leader so they can probably imprison him and elect a new leader then execute him afterwards.

just do it