-becomes vampire-
-gets burned in own house-
-seeks revenge-
-fight person who burned the house down-
-cuts my head off of my body-
-goes into coffin-
-gets coffin to go on ship he's on-
-fight him again-
-prevents him from breathing-
-tries to steal his body-
-he holds me very tightly and the ship blows up because idot minion gets stuck in some gears-
-gets stuck in coffin for 100 years-
-seeks revenge on his descendants-
-three months later-
-dude who burns down the house's great grandson kills me-
-mfw-