emotional sad roleplaying thread

[Marios]

[Blank stare at pizza delivery boy]

"Thankk youu ffor this pizz-tza, it is veeery improovingg..."

[Eats a slice of same pizza]
[Passes away]

[Ad Bot]

[Stick Man]

-wonders if there is a character that could EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha, let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.-

[Epicduke]

-logs on to 4chan-
"Rabbit chan is all I think about every day. I sometimes cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her.

Rabbit chan is all I think about every day. I sometimes cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her.

Rabbit chan is all I think about every day. I sometimes cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her.

Rabbit chan is all I think about every day. I sometimes cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her.

Rabbit chan is all I think about every day. I sometimes cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her.

Rabbit chan is all I think about every day. I sometimes cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her.

Rabbit chan is all I think about every day. I sometimes cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her.

Rabbit chan is all I think about every day. I sometimes cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her.

Rabbit chan is all I think about every day. I sometimes cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her.

Rabbit chan is all I think about every day. I sometimes cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her.

Rabbit chan is all I think about every day. I sometimes cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her."

[Drydess]

-murders epicduke-

[Maxwell.]

-murders epicduke-

-wants to call the police but can't due to crippling lack of motivation problems-

[Drydess]

-wants to call the police but can't due to crippling lack of motivation problems-

-calls the police for you because I'm a nice guy-

[Nicepoint]

-Returns from the dead to bring guilt over everyone-

[SWAT One]

lack of motivation problems

So you're bursting with enthusiasm?   

[Biostorm]

-pours self a glass of tap water to drink-
-lives in flint, michigan-

[Niff]

-looks in oven-
-Jews are still cooking my pizza-

[Path]

-looks in oven 10 minutes later-
-jews overcooked the pizza-

[Maxwell.]

-has no style-
-has no grace-
-has a funny face-

[Niff]

-goes gravedigging-
-someone took lunch first-

[plexy]

-pours tap water a glass of michigan to drink-
-lives in flint, self-

[Drydess]

-eats niff's lunch-
-eats cereal-


...

-WITHOUT MILK-