ITT - everyone here is a robot

[Swat 3]

I am a member of the Homo sapiens, or, as my fellow species members say, "human".

[Ad Bot]

[TheEpicRobot]

Joke's on you, buddy.

[Donnies Catch]

i protect cyberspace from Xabaras, the sector lv. 95 boss

edit:

< him

[Clownfish]

if I'm a robot I can finally be a qt3.14 anime girl

[Defendor]

that does not compute

[Nonnel]

what if gary is a robot

[PurpleSir]

OHHHH YES

[Clownfish]

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[Marios]

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ERROR: No such instance as a "button_shutdown" on subject

[Kumquat]

Joy = true - if integers = -1 < x < 2

[Tudoreleu]

Code: [Select]

#include <iostream>
#include <artifInt.h>

void replyToNextPost() {
    string inp = ' ';
    cin >> inp;
    switch (inp) {
        case "are you a robot":
            cout << "i cannot say one way or the other";
            break;
        case "are you not a robot":
            cout << "i cannot say one way or the other";
            break;
        case "are you not not not not not not not not not not not not not a robot":
            cout << "forget you";
            break;
        default:
            cout << "speak up sonny";
    }
}

int main() {
    replyToNextPost();
    return 0;
}

edit: i used string wrong sue me

[Foxscotch]

I've never used regex with C++ but for the "not not not..." one you could totally use regex
/are you not (not ?)+ a robot/ will match that question with two or more nots

[Xalos]

I've never used regex with C++ but for the "not not not..." one you could totally use regex
/are you not (not ?)+ a robot/ will match that question with two or more nots

That matches grammatically incorrect constructions such as "are you not notnotnotnotnotnotnotnotnotno tnotnotnotnotnot a robot".  The proper regex would be /are you (not ){2,}a robot/.

[Pastrey Crust]

Booroop boop boop, boop boop!
Spongebob reference yo

[CRITAWAKETS]

"Bootup Complete."