This thread was originally a joke response to Pie Pastrey Crust's "forgot my passport at home, AMA" thread. Ends up there were a couple of good questions, thus I revive this for anyone who wants to know more about Greece or something related to that (because Zharthon didn't, amirite?)
Below this line is the original OP. It is there for historical purposes and is to be considered deprecated.
For whatever reason, apparently, being Greek comes with having such a name. This is both unusual and frustrating. So, ever since I can't just deal with it, I might as well just make this both a complaint thread and an AMA.