Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Refticus]

you get something instead.

i wish for another wish.

[Ad Bot]

[Mr Queeba]

Granted, but you wish for something bad.
I wish to have a more severe form of autism.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Its so severe you become a complete reject of society and are executed.

I wish for a actually functioning titanium gold alloy shotgun.

[FizzyFuz]

granted but it gets run over by a train

i wish for a good gpu

[Refticus]

it fries the very second you boot up minecraft

i wish for the ability to eat toxic waste safely

[Foopster]

Granted, but you can only eat tampons infected with Toxic Shock syndrome.

i wish for more pizza

[Kringleberg]

granted, but every pizza has rotten, mouldy anchovie and pineapple topping

i wish for a homemade hamburger

[#Jeetlor]

Granted, but it was from a crap fast food store called "homemade hamburgers".

Wish I had some oilers tickets.

[#Jeetlor]

Granted, it was houston oilers tickets

I wish I was popular

[Pngu12970]

granted, but your popular for being stupid

I wish for a corrupt wish

[Marios]

Granted, it's corrupted to hell incarnate.

[CRITAWAKETS]

You wished nothing,so you get an everything. Everything has itself so you get even more of everything until the universe stops working.

I wish for the ability to swap objects that have the same shape and direction.

[}]Crazy[{]

granted, but sometimes you cannot control it and your richard gets swapped with a 2 year old's
i wish for more sanity

[HooperScooper]

granted, but sometimes you cannot control it and your richard gets swapped with a 2 year old's
i wish for more sanity

granted but you can still go insane

I wish I was a turd

[Kringleberg]

Granted, but you get flushed down a toilet and you are never seen again.

I wish for a nice cold sodie pop.