Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Potatoh]

Granted, But it will take 50 punches to kill someone instead of one,

I wish i had eight legs... SO I COULD WEAR FOUR PAIRS OF HOTPANTS! -just kidding-


I wish that i had the power to create any matter possible, excluding planets, black holes, stars, etc.

Granted, but when the matter is created it turns into a black hole no madder what.

[Ad Bot]

[plexy]

granted you lazy forget
i wish for dominos pizza

[NotBomberguy]

granted, but you get papa john's

I wish to punch faster than kenshiro from fist of the north star

[dcseal]

Granted, but he flies to the south star.


I wish Teneski makes a SWAT truck soon.

[Marios]

Granted, but it's rushed and it sucks.

I wish I knew what SCP-055 was.

[Potatoh]

Granted, but you forget about it later.

I wish for a NES

[NotBomberguy]

Granted, you get a snes
(stuffty Nintendo entertainment system)

I wish to not wish for anything

[dcseal]

Granted, you get everything you could ever wish for. including the bad stuff.

I wish that someone would wish for me to wish for someone to wish for me to wish for someone to wish that someone else's cousin would wish for a piece of bread.
Goodluck.

[NotBomberguy]

Not granted, the wish machine got confused and broke

I wish for a wish

[Sideswipe]

The wish machine broke again.

I wish for lodsemone.

[Marios]

Granted. You are now able to watch content from Loadsa Money.

I wish daylight savings would go back two hours.

[}]Crazy[{]

granted, but when it goes forward it goes by 4
i wish you can't make a wish

[Kringleberg]

granted, but someone makes a wish for me.
i wish it was raining

[}]Crazy[{]

granted, but theres also a tornado
i wish it would stop tornado ing

[Conan]

granted, but its too late for your house

i wish for badspot to create support for interior maps and terrain in the current version without going backwards or splitting the userbase.