Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[tber123]

Granted, but nobody does them anymore because they're legal now, and all the drug dealers are out of business

I wish for the ability to instantly identify an object's purpose or name at first sight

[Ad Bot]

[Insert Name Here²]

Granted, but after you do so you begin to bleed profusely from your eyes and you go blind for 10 minutes

I wish for blo

[#Jeetlor]

Granted, but what is blo

I wish I could eat a mango right now.

[Path]

Granted, but you have to eat it through your urethra

I wish I could brutally rape and dismember the next person who posts here

[plexy]

granted but he's already dead
i wish for home-made chocolate chip cookies

[Insert Name Here²]

Granted, but the cookies are over 10 years old and turned whine and green due to the mold

I wish that school was fun

[Marios]

Granted. It doesn't teach anything anymore, and all future generations are effectively stupid.

Iiiiii wishhhhhh Iiiiiii couldddd speeeaaak morreeee clearlyyyy

[Blue Screen]

Granted, but you need to go to school for speaking clearly and stay there for 4 years until you graduate, and even then it won't even work!

I wish to see through walls.

[SubDaWoofer]

you can only see through walls when your naked

i wish to actually have a loving good computer

[TheKid]

granted, but you can't have a monitor, keyboard, or mouse with it.

i wish for a nice pillow to sleep on

[News]

granted but a uncomfortable bed

i want guy fieri to make me a steak

[Bwopper]

he does but you never get to eat it


I wish for herpes

[#Jeetlor]

Granted but you got it from your mother

I wish I was in a movie

[Potatoh]

Granted, you are in a stuffty twilight movie.

I wish for a wish

[Superfun909]

-ps. if you spell it correctly, its loads of money, but you will only get a load of money-

kay thanx