describe the perfect snake

[Akio-]

betels

[Ad Bot]

[$trinick]

I'm gonna need more accurate specifications here.

It's actually quite easy to remember. Just like a piece of printer paper, it is 8.5x11 inches.

Or 22x28cm 4 u brits ;)

[PowerDag]

optimal erectile and ejaculatory function, between six and seven-and-a-half inches long, around four-fifths of an inch to one inch thick. glans at an average size matching the girth of the shaft. moderate amount of visible veins when erect, lack of blemishing and free of STIs. shaft curvature of around five degrees.

[Jubel]

optimal erectile and ejaculatory function, between six and seven-and-a-half inches long, around four-fifths of an inch to one inch thick. glans at an average size matching the girth of the shaft. moderate amount of visible veins when erect, lack of blemishing and free of STIs. shaft curvature of around five degrees.

[Remurr]

[TableSalt]

niceme.me thats someg ood stuff

[}]Crazy[{]

2 richard threads in a row
jesus christ

[Daswiruch]

2 inches long
20 inch circumference

[Remurr]

2 inches long
20 inch circumference

Actually this, I love it when they have a dinner plate in their pants

[TableSalt]

2 inches long
20 inch circumference

Knotted, red, and big.

[Pastrey Crust]

Knotted, red, and big.

[PowerDag]

Knotted, red, and big.

[Clownfish]

my index and middle finger

[#Jeetlor]

Trinick's

Laughing my ass off

[Clownfish]

Laughing my ass off

if it's as big as his ego she must sure be enjoying it