human patch notes v3

[Pastrey Crust]

HUMAN patch notes you moron.
That goes in the "move a country" thread.

[Ad Bot]

[TableSalt]

NOTICE: Clownfish has been removed from the development team

[Clownfish]

resubmitting application

[Nymph]

HUMAN patch notes you moron.
That goes in the "move a country" thread.

Well seeing as a country is a form of government and thus created by humans I don't see why not.

resubmitting application

Denied on reasons of fishy conduct.

[DrHitius]

promoted Nymph to Chief Technology Officer

[Drydess]

patch 15, unmurdered clownfish for being a hero

[log]

• Removed the "Religion" bug

• "Edgy" will now be interpreted as "I'm stupid"

• readded "Religion" fixing the bug where love of the least of one's neighbors was not correctly parented under love of God
  

[Rigel]

{Patch 17} Added Appendix

[SubDaWoofer]

patch 18
-Made the human body 101% salt

[Shift Kitty]

Well seeing as a country is a form of government and thus created by humans I don't see why not.

Things directly related to humans, not indirectly.
Otherwise we could just name anything humans have made and thus the point of the thread is polluted.
I believe this requires an update.

-Updated to understand the difference between direct and indirect

[Malleo100]

Patch 19] fixed bug H4774 (erectile dysfunction) in people running older versions of the male edition

[Refticus]

patch 19.2 - people abused the erectile dysfunction fix to get money, those who were previously effected by it have now been rolled back by a month.

[Legodude77]

patch 20
- Removed aging bug. Everyone will stay looking 20 till the end of their lives.

[Refticus]

patch 21 - according to our head developer, aging was intended but was too slow to notice.
             - aging speed increased.

[Legodude77]

patch 22
- Aging speed increase accidentally had one extra 0 on it, making people turn into living skeletons by age 30.