April Fools pranks to do during April Fools planning thread [Cranes]

[SeventhSandwich]

I freaked a ton of people out last april by setting up a fake noose/harness rig and hung myself up in my room. The screams were glorious! You can further the asphyxiation effect by tinting your face blue with makeup and puffing your cheeks

jesus christ. if you actually did that, they would have institutionalized you.

[Ad Bot]

[Heitmeyer²]

wow turns out i dont have school on april fools' day
how ironic

[snot2]

replacing someones money with kelloggs corn flakes

[Bisjac]

Simpsons taught me that its funny if you put police tape all around someones yard and door. And wait till they get home and think something awful happened.

[Gatysh]

bookmark this

[KristoB]

bookmark research

ftfy

[Tayasaurus]

jesus christ. if you actually did that, they would have institutionalized you.

Really? That would suck but here I am >w>

[Space1255]

what does this mean? I'm pretty sure that most doorknobs will open the door regardless of which direction their turned, so it doesn't seem like it'd make a big difference

Wait no I meant swap the sides the doorknobs are on, like most doorknobs are on the person's left side, switch them to the right.

[hodot]

gonna write condoms on my family shopping list

[sir dooble]

Wait no I meant swap the sides the doorknobs are on, like most doorknobs are on the person's left side, switch them to the right.

If they're not symmetrical short doorknobs then they may not fit.

Also, most doorknobs are screwed on. It's going too far to drill and screw holes into someones door.

[TheABELBOTO]

gonna write condoms on my family shopping list

I'm going to poke holes on all of the condoms in my health teacher's bowl

[Foxscotch]

Also, most doorknobs are screwed on. It's going too far to drill and screw holes into someones door.

I don't know if it's universal, but at least sometimes, they're not just screwed into the door. a rather big hole is cut into it, where the inner parts of the knob sit. then the two outside parts are connected to each other by screws
so you'd have to not only cut another hole in the door (which would be difficult to repair, and probably affect, to some extent, the structural integrity of the door), but also leave a big, obvious hole in the other side

flipping a doorknob around could be a nice prank, because it would be a relatively easy fix
but given the fact that, like I said before, they will generally open whichever way you turn them, it wouldn't make a big difference (and also it wouldn't work with doorknobs that are handles as opposed to... knobs)

[KickFlow]

I'm going to poke holes on all of the condoms in my health teacher's bowl

this is why i always buy my condoms instead of letting the girl bring them lol.

ask out the girl I like only to say "LOL APRIL FOOLS" when she rejects me


oh wait i don't like any girls that i can ask out

how old are you

[sir dooble]

Oh yeah, most have a hole through which a rod connecting the two handles sits, and operates the actual mechanism (I'm sure there's actual door terminology).

But the handles are almost always held to the door by screws anyway. So even if you were just moving the handles 'cosmetically' you'd have to damage the door.

The more practical thing to do is just remove the door entirely and rehinge it on the wrong side.
You still have to drill, but only in the doorframe.

[Space1255]

*Starts furiously writing down notes*

But yeah what if I just replaced the door entirely with an identi- nvm that would be pricey as forget.
Besides, I ain't got time to deal with drilling'em, they'd notice instantly anyways, and I'd probably break them.