TAKE NOTE, FORUMERS: THE MASSIVE SWARM OF REPLIES WAS UNEXPECTED. EXPECT GLITCHES, POSSIBLE INCONSISTENCY, AND PROBABLY FORGETTING YOUR POST BY ACCIDENT.
"Hey, this specific voice is me, Space1255. I will attempt to guide you to the sane side of this experiment. Go get someone to eat and drink."
"Don't ask what happened to the other 1254 Spaces."
"Don't you mean somewhere to eat/drink, Space?"
retrieve arms
"I already have my arms, though, New Voice!"
Put $50 in an envelope and send it off, since you can't think of anything else to send, unless you got any other ideas.
"I guess this will have to do, Third Voice. Now to get to the Post Office."
"Also your bedsheets are loving awesome"
"Uh... Thanks, Space!"
he has arms already
ot: find a scottish claymore obviously
"I've never had any need to use a sword in my life, though. Maybe I could request that for Christmas?"
jack off then leave.
Jack off then leave
jack off
"B-But I have no need for that.... And I didn't expect so many voices... !"
SORRY, JOSHUA. YOU KNEW WHAT YOU SIGNED ON FOR, AND THE FORUMERS ARE IN CONTROL.
Joshua shamefully masterubates against his will.
cut yourself in the middle of the finger with magazine
Joshua cannot resist executing this action. Against his will, he takes his magazine and papercuts his middle finger. OUCH."OW! I thought you guys would guide me, not harm me!"
turn on the radio then throw it out the window
why? science, that's why
"But... I don't want to! Uh oh!"
Joshua feels an overwhelming urge to turn on his radio and throw it out the window. Unable to resist the temptation/mind control, he turns the radio on, switches it to a station playing Heavy Metal, and tosses it out the window, breaking it."No! That was my favorite window! And my favorite radio!"
Go to the probably illegal gun store to buy your mother a pistol.
Joshua is able to resist executing this action."I don't even think Mom likes guns."
serious:
Look through your drawers for an old ring or something to give your mom, go online and use the $50 you were gonna send her to pay parking tickets then use whatever money you have to buy groceries.
Joshua looks through his drawers and finds a broken ring cut into two. Nothing else in his drawers are possibly of value to his mother."Theres a bunch of junk my mom wouldn't appreciate. I didn't think of paying the parking tickets online, though. Thanks!"
then leave your room, start the adventure start the adventure
"Outside of my room is... ANOTHER ROOM! Also, I can hear a neighbor knocking at my door this early in the morning. Gotta take care of that before groceries, I guess."
"Hey Space, don't think you're the only specific voice!"
"AYYY NICEPOINT WHATS UP FAM"
"Eyyy m8, so were controlling this cigarette?"
"Yeah man, although I'm certain he's straight."
"hey you stuffs quiet down, he prefers the term 'biloveual'"
"Uh... Guys? I'm 100% straight. Should I be concerned with what's happening so far, also? I'm kinda starting to regret this..."
Joshua is
HEALTHY.
Random Neighbor is knocking on the door to Joshua's house. He is
HEALTHY and is armed with love for his neighbors.
- Joshua is HUNGRY and THIRSTY. Joshua feels MAJOR PAIN from his paper cut.
- Joshua wants to get GROCERIES, go on his COMPUTER to pay the parking ticket, and MAIL his mother the $50.
It is 8:50 AM on Tuesday, December 20.
Joshua's InventorySmartphone
Pencil + Eraser
Permanent Marker
BOOK (The Ballad of Edgardo)
$151
Envelope with $50 inside it
Shopping List
Smartphone Charger
MAGAZINE (CQC Monthly Issue #21: A Manly Man's Guide to Wrestling)
Also if you guys knew of any gmod addons with models for envelopes/magazines that would be nice
Not sure how to put this without confusing the hell out of everyone, but here goes: please be mindful about conflicting suggestions (Ex. if one guy posts "shoot that guy" and the other guy posts "Don't shoot that guy" while a third posts "jack off and shoot everyone", OR one guy posts "Fly to antarctica" while everyone else is posting "buy a book about Gandhi"). Some degree of conflicting suggestions is fine-ish, but not too much
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