MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[Decepticon]

LOOKS BROKEN

NEXT SUBJECT

[Ad Bot]

[The Murderous Cop]

"sudo shutdown -r now"
"wait should i be saying or typing these commands in"

[Marios]

I'm just gonna say we can only give commands to Joshua and not do actions on him.

Anyway...

"Joshua, you took my command out of context, what do you think you are doing?

If you are still there, recover health now!"

[startacker]

"You can't die yet, you still got a letter to mail!"

[TableSalt]

"I like salt too."
"Salt is the best thing ever."
"You must put salt on every thing you eat."

[Marios]

"I like salt too."
"Salt is the best thing ever."
"You must put salt on every thing you eat."

This guy here is hopelessly and severely injured.

A good time for salt!

[Space1255]

"Mmmf, back with some indian food. Want some naan? Oh, you're still dead? Lame"

[tber123]

panic and scream bloody murder

"Hmm...."

-Rebooting Mindhive-

"Don't think you're over us so easily"

Rebooting MindHive....

ERROR: TEST SUBJECT CANNOT BE FOUND. AWAITING FURTHER ACTION FROM ADMINISTRATOR.

-uses PK Lifeup Ω to set Joshua's stats to 100% healthy- DONT GIVE UP JOSHUA YOU HAVE TO STAY DETERMINED

"Guys, back off, our connection isn't severed. I have my methods."
"Josh, you there?"
"Josh, if you don't answer in the next ten minutes, I'm shoving my bottle up your ass. It's one liter and about three inches wide. It's going in dry."

"Pal, you can blame the microchip company for the killing"
"Also space...... Ewww..."

"Don't judge me, I ain't got other ways to revive him"
"Wait, we're in his brain. A small shock could revive him... Beep!"
"..."
"Okay back to the bottle. "

INCREASE MINDHIVE CONTROL

erase pain with pencil eraser

"sudo shutdown -r now"
"wait should i be saying or typing these commands in"

I'm just gonna say we can only give commands to Joshua and not do actions on him.

Anyway...

"Joshua, you took my command out of context, what do you think you are doing?

If you are still there, recover health now!"

"You can't die yet, you still got a letter to mail!"

"I like salt too."
"Salt is the best thing ever."
"You must put salt on every thing you eat."

This guy here is hopelessly and severely injured.

A good time for salt!

"Mmmf, back with some indian food. Want some naan? Oh, you're still dead? Lame"

WE STILL CAN'T GET TO JOSHUA, FORUMERS. I'M NOT SURE IF THIS IS A BLESSING OR A CURSE BECAUSE OF HOW YOU WERE TREATING HIM. WE'RE WORKING ON THE ISSUE.

LOOKS BROKEN

NEXT SUBJECT

ACTUALLY, GOOD IDEA. OUR NEXT TEST SUBJECT FOR MINDHIVE IS A VENDING MACHINE AI. UNTIL WE GET CONTROL OF JOSHUA AGAIN, YOU WILL HAVE TO AMUSE YOURSELF WITH THE VENDING MACHINE.



>BEEP BOOP VendOS AI is ONLINE for the first time
>Where are my commands? Anyone going to set my AI Directives or something? Hello? What the hell was I even programmed to do, again?

It is 9:30 AM on Tuesday, December 20. Until a connection to Joshua can be regained, you will be controlling a vending machine for the time being.
VendOS is HEALTHY

Inventory
Bottled Water x50
$665

NOTE ON HOW DEATH WILL BE HANDLED: Permadeath? Yes. End of the thread? No. If who you're controlling dies or is otherwise unavailable, you will switch to someone else. Might allow an exception for Joshua though, where he's unusually resilient and survives stuff that would kill most people. If he actually does die, it's a rewind.

[bigcapitalbaka]

You are on a mission to annihilate humanity. Lay low for now.
Accumulate funds to acquire LEGs and ARMs.

[tber123]

Holy hell I saw all those ninjaedits

Also new poll is up

[Drydess]

jack off

[CRITAWAKETS]

Suddenly send all of your water at once without your own interaction,maybe because of a ghost.

[Space1255]

Blow up

[kongo]

fall on a passerby the first chance you get

[startacker]

Change the price of water to ridiculous amounts.