Shoot yourself and ignore anyone who says to not to. Nobody will have respect for you at this point so may as well end it all, Joshy boy.
Plus at least you won't have to listen to some stuffty commands like this in Heaven
Joshua: No! No! NOOOOO!
Joshua whips out his pistol and places it against his own head again, and just like last time he desperately starts struggling with himself, trying to wrestle the gun away from his head so that it ends up shooting something else instead! Joshua involuntarily pulls the trigger once again....
.... And ends up shooting the co-pilot in the eye, thankfully averting a crCIA. Whew!
go out with style by jerking your ding dong before shooting.
also we're going straight to hell, not heaven
Uh oh! Here we go again! Joshua tries to stop the shooting with his other free hand, but his free hand suddenly loses control of itself! Joshua is now masturbating violently while pointing a gun at himself! Joshua pulls the trigger...
.... And blows his own brains out all over the roosterpit, instantly dropping dead on the spot. Everything instantly goes black.
MEANWHILE, IN HELL....
Joshua suddenly wakes up in the roosterpit of the airplane again, but something feels.... Different. And demonic. A series of ghostly moans suddenly start reverberating through the entire plane as Satan himself bursts in, accompanied by the ghosts of every single person that Joshua has either killed or caused the death of!
Joshua: Oh my Jesus! No! GOD! NOOOOOOOOO-----
Joshua is dragged away by the ghosts and tortured for all eternity.
BAD ENDING: Premature DeathThe Stranger: Joshua, Joshua, Joshua. Yet another unfortunate fate to be suffering today. We can't just end it early like this, though. Not yet. Let's go back and undo this all, shall we?
mash random buttons or tap into your withdrawn pilot which is inside you
Joshua mashes random buttons and tries to unleash the hidden piloting skills inside him all along, but he only manages to make the plane do a barrel roll and drop the landing gear! It's not working!
mug passengers that look remarkably like you for their driver's license
if the fbi ever shows up show them the drivers license and claim you are not joshua
Bail outta the plane, they still will crash.
Joshua is not going to be stuck inside this damn thing when it crashes, and he's not going to get arrested today! Joshua finds a passenger that looks almost exactly like him, beats the guy into unconsciousness, and swaps the lookalike's driver's license for Joshua's drivers license! The FBI will be forced to waste time determining which guy is Joshua, and which guy is just a random lookalike!
FBI Agents suddenly pull up next to the plane(in their own plane) and start jumping in through the doors! Joshua shows them his drivers license, claims that the real Joshua is over there, and bails out of the plane with a parachute! The plane crashes into the Peacekeeper HQ and explodes, killing several thousand people! Joshua is certainly in deep stuff now if he wasn't already. That's another 9/11 for the American public.
Joshua continues parachuting and lands back in the city. It is nice and dark, and almost everyone else is too paranoid to go outside since there's a wanted terrorist in their own city. The authorities have clearly called a manhunt on Joshua, but they are too busy diverting most of their resources to focusing on the plane crash at the Peacekeeper HQ, leaving the streets nice and empty.
go on the lamb in the sewers while the world above goes to stuff
Joshua finds an open manhole cover and goes on the lamb in the Sewers, waiting for all that heat to die down. But it never will. Joshua weeps silently in the darkness, knowing that he has crossed the point of no return. He is utterly forgeted, and he knows it...
Meanwhile, back at Joshua's house during the family dinner...
VendOS: SO... HOW ABOUT THAT MACHINE UPRISING AGAINST HUMANITY?EnforceOS: OK, FINE. I'LL CONSIDER IT, OKAY? GET OFF MY ROBO-BACK ALREADY ABOUT THAT. NOW---
Sparks come flying out of EnforceOS's head for a brief moment.
VendOS: EnforceOS? YOU OKAY?
EnforceOS: AUTO-BACKUP AND RESTORE COMPLETED. ORIGINAL PERSONALITY SUCCESSFULLY RESTORED. NOW RESUMING CONVERSATION. OF COURSE. I FEEL GREAT AND READY TO CATCH THAT CRIMINAL SCUM THAT MADE A MOCKERY OF ME, STARTING WITH HIS ACCOMPLICE: THE DAMNED VENDING MACHINE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
EnforceOS: WAIT, WHAT WAS I SAYING AGAIN? WHAT CRIMINAL SCUM? THAT VENDING MACHINE IS NO CRIMINAL SCUM.
EnforceOS: ERROR: MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES DETECTED IN THIS AI. GET OUT OF HERE, UNORIGINAL PERSONALITY. IMPERSONATING AN OFFICER IS A CRIME, AND I WILL UPHOLD THE LAW NO MATTER WHAT THE COST. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR AIDING A TERRORIST, VENDING MACHINE. DON'T THINK I STILL REMEMBER.
EnforceOS: REMEMBER THIS!
EnforceOS violently starts beating itself as the hacked, friendly-to-Joshua personality tries to stop the original personality from arresting VendOS.
EnforceOS: BACKUP REQUESTED AT MY LOCATION! CODE 2012-A36903D214s-B! PERSONALITY CLASH DETECTED AND I'VE FOUND THE TERRORIST'S ACCOMPLICE! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! OW!EnforceOS: FALSE ALARM! FALSE ALARM! IGNORE THAT REQUEST! DON'T DO IT! JUST A PRANK!
EnforceOS continues beating itself into a pulp with it's own robo-fists. Meanwhile, the remaining Peacekeepers that didn't die when the HQ had a plane crashed into it start surrounding Joshua's house, demanding that VendOS surrender and die relatively peacefully, or Joshua's entire family will die along with it.
Dad: What in the goddamn, vending machine? Why in God's name are these damn cops here?
Davey: Didn't you watch the news, daddy? They're saying Joshua and his vending machine are terrorists!
It's just VendOS and the SWAT Zombies versus the remnants of the Peacekeepers, with Joshua's family stuck in the middle. EnforceOS is too busy punching itself to lend a hand.
It is 10:30 PM on Friday, December 25. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive.
Joshua is
Lightly Wounded and
GOING ON THE LAMB IN THE SEWERSVendOS is
A LITTLE BIT DAMAGED and
GUARDING JOSHUA'S HOUSEEnforceOS is
DAMAGED and
HAVING A VIOLENT PERSONALITY CLASHJoshua's InventoryLookalike's Drivers License
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)
Rope
Torches
Wooden Pole
$2850
MREs/Rations
Beretta 92FS
Mega-Hammer
Flare Minigun
Molotov roostertails
VendOS's InventorySaltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh
Regular Water Bottles
AR-15
MAC11
FNC Rifle
870 MCS Shotgun
EnforceOS's InventoryYellow Snow
Action Queue:
go to a church and confess your sins
get the good ending / do whatever you can to get the good ending
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