oh my god today was literally the luckiest day of my life
so I'm at school like and everyone's like "dude where's your green" and I'm like what and they're like "it's St Patty's day where's your green" and I'm like oh freaking heck i better find some green on my outfit or else I'm getting gang pinched and I'm frantically looking and they're like " you ain't got green " and right before they pinch me I'm like "HOL UP"
out of FREAKING NOWHERE I remembered I put on my SHAMROCK BOXER BRIEFS this morning having ZERO THOUGHT of St Patrick's day so like a man I show my big boy under garnets and I was spared for the day like what ARE THE FREAKING ODDS of that happening
