the Irish have had it too good for too long. I'm sick of them. I've had it. I'm done. I am sure you are too. I hate being near them. I can smell them from here. I can't take it anymore. I have to wipe them out before it's too late, and the optimum time to do this is when they're so drunk they forget that they're loved
THE PLAN
here's how it's going down, I am calling upon at least 4 other forumers from here to aid me in my conquest of Ireland. first, we take off from these 4 points and then after we have secured these beachheads and defeated their navy, we incite operation spud. by burning all their potato farms we ensure that they can no longer breed. here's an accurate simulation of this going down:
I fear though that this may be a difficult war, and if need be I need reassurance from canadians and/or americans to invade the west coast.
yes. I am aware that I am invading my own countries lands, but I'd rather do that than live with the irish.
