Author Topic: Describe your love life with a spongebob quote  (Read 12201 times)



"Sir, we serve food here."



"Everybody's an idiot except for me."


"Just hook a chain to it, pop it in your mouth, and when your little sponge friend wants it back, just YANK it out."

i'm ready, i'm ready








to goooo to work

"we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises"

"i hate all of you"

"wanna have another?"


You mean if I stayed open later, you'd give me your money?