Bad Translator

[HooperScooper]

Original text:
"the off topic blockland forums is autistic"
...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Topic blockland forum on autism"


post your bad translations


Since the bad translator redirects to Ackuna's main page you need to use this web archive link http://web.archive.org/web/20160127133038/http://ackuna.com/pages/badtranslator

Original text:
"ching chong ling long ting tong Chinese stereotypes"
...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Չոնգը process Ling long ting Tong in the template."

[Ad Bot]

[water pipe]

I know I'm not contributing to this really but back in 2010 me and my buds used to write really dumb stuff in English into Google translate like "Jake likes black men's earlobes" and translate it to some language which uses a different alphabet such as Greek or Chinese and then we'd send it to our buds in that language and when they translated it back to English it rarely made any sense.

[HooperScooper]

I know I'm not contributing to this really but back in 2010 me and my buds used to write really dumb stuff in English into Google translate like "Jake likes black men's earlobes" and translate it to some language which uses a different alphabet such as Greek or Chinese and then we'd send it to our buds in that language and when they translated it back to English it rarely made any sense.

that's the point of using translators for no reason other than humor


Chinese works the best

[Pngu12970]

"hi there, would you like to sign my petition?"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Hi, I want to talk to you. "

[Sheepocalypse]

I know I'm not contributing to this really but back in 2010 me and my buds used to write really dumb stuff in English into Google translate like "Jake likes black men's earlobes" and translate it to some language which uses a different alphabet such as Greek or Chinese and then we'd send it to our buds in that language and when they translated it back to English it rarely made any sense.

n fact, in 2010, Strong black ear android at Google translation from English, which uses a different letter, And I write funny stuff to move and not me and my friends, I know, I'm sure

[HooperScooper]

n fact, in 2010, Strong black ear android at Google translation from English, which uses a different letter, And I write funny stuff to move and not me and my friends, I know, I'm sure

Original text:
"n fact, in 2010, Strong black ear android at Google translation from English, which uses a different letter, And I write funny stuff to move and not me and my friends, I know, I'm sure "
...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Indeed, 2010. Strong black ears to Google translator in English language that is used in various Scriptures. funny thing, me and my friends, I know, I'm sure. "


"Please don't ban me Badspot, I didn't do anything wrong!"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Book, You can't bring a bad place, I was right."

[RTBARCHIVE]

"You must not commit adultery"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Adultery."

EDIT:

Original text:

"Riddler IS BAD"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Riddler was a good guy."

[GoldenLego]

stick it in her bumhole

10 translations later

It's ass.

[Marios]

"Goats are like mushrooms, and if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters."

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"We goats are like mushrooms, if you want to shoot in a bubble, I'm afraid it's a toaster."

Aw, man, I failed to fail.

[HooperScooper]

stick it in her bumhole

10 translations later

It's ass.

[Marios]

Original text:

"Do you think you have what it takes to leave the cursed disorder of the Planted Sun? Bother applying. If we feel you are not ready to join the Planted we will still invite you. Planted members are not entitled to special access and privilege. Your builds must not accommodate Planted members. Members are anonymous. Only women can join the Planted."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Do you mean that you have to leave, and maybe the sun and the earth? The care program. If you think that you are ready to join the vaccine, we invite. The brain is not the right approach-to make concessions. This is the place to put it. Anonymous friends. Only women can participate in the rise."

[Timestamp]

"Eat that booty like groceries"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"No items"

gfg.

[Malleo100]

If we assume that the "loving forget you all the mystery attacked me by al Qaeda, I end up descriptive seal, you must leave a little know bitch? I am, he told me, I trained for Ouhrb gorillas have more than 300 murders uncertain, it is you do nothing, the only goal is, I am, he went, he was on this earth, there is not full military sniper have have to remember what I say destroy you, you are vain to think away from the Internet and it is possible that I can say a dog? I think again, an idiot. as we speak, I carry with IP network to spy, all of us, and immediately, I mean the track to create a better storm, larval survey in preparation for the attack is your invitation a bit miserable, and I will kill you with a 700. strangely, and can be in any place and at any time, to have love with the boy die, my hand, I combined training and a wide range of not only the fight, and I have all the US Navy, and I ass rubbing on the entire top of the continent, and then use that in the face of stools for a small dog. as long as you know you have a little revenge on the evil "intelligent" comments, you know, maybe leave you with your mouth closed, diving is relevant. Are you loving stupid, I pay now please do not do it. I am all the stuff, you stupid people drown. "
Languages translated: Chinese, Russian, Japanese, French, German,, Arabic

[Nymph]

Original text:

"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. "

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I love the eyes, and wise in our wings to shoot blindly. "

[XR-7]

. I am all the stuff, you stupid people drown. "

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