Bad Translator

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

Original text:

"Riddler was a sensitive man"

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Riddler was a girl."
Original text:

"Move in now move out Hands up now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in now breath out Hands up now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Go Put your hands,hands. Backup Tell me what you're doing right now To breathe, to breathe. Put your hands,hands. Backup Tell me what you're doing right now Only lăn lăn lăn lăn"

[Ad Bot]

[Sheepocalypse]

Original:

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

20 translations later:

Health, a naval pilot™is a multistage aerobic capacity test immediately will be more difficult. Pulse test 20-m-start for 30 seconds. Line for production. The speed started slowly, but faster and faster with every horrible minute, I can hear the signal of pain. This must be done in every moment when I met you. maybe it's to avoid straight lines, and run for as long as possible. The second time, he still remains a gap in the circle, the parade concluded. The test began when the story begins. In its place, we are ready to start.

This is pure poetry.

[News]

Original text:

"somebody once told me the world was going to roll me"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"She said that he was going to do to me in the world."

[The Young Avenger]

Original:
Kill yourself, Leafy.


3 Translations later:
Kill yourself like a leaf.

[TableSalt]

"What if your face was a bomb?"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"When the ball?"


"How high are you? I'm asking for a friend."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"How to do it? At work I always do."

[HooperScooper]

To Japanese and back
You just loving you a little bitch, did you say what's the heck about me? I you I need to know graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in the attack of a large number of secret to Al · Quaeda, and I have more than 300 confirmed kill you have. I have trained in gorilla warfare I, is the top sniper in the whole of the US military. You are to me without anything, not just another target. I will wipe out forget the likes of Mark the words of my stuff, are not the things you have seen before on this planet with a precision. Do you think you can get away with saying that stuff to me through the Internet? Think again, you bastard. As we speak, I do have to contact the network of my secret US spy, you better storm, because the preparation of the maggot, your IP is currently being traced. Pathetic little things wiped out the storm to call your life. You are dead, we are loving children. I anytime, anywhere it can be, I can kill you in a hundred 7-over method, it is just my bare hands. Well, you little stuff, but I was trained in a wide range in unarmed combat, and I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps I of you off the face of the continent in order to wipe the miserable ass, and use it to its fullest. If only you can be known retaliation little "clever" comments evil ones had with bring down to you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you, you could not be, but did not, and now you are paying the price, you redneck white bastard a fool. I was stuff anger on top of you all, you are drowning in it. You are dead, it is loving you.

[Twix]

Original text:

"Welcome to the BLF. Enjoy your autism."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Welcome to the force. Enjoy autism.