At 2:30 in the morning on Friday, I was woken up by my mother, she had told me that apparently I had "Shot my parents, locked up my sister in the closet, had an AK-47 ready to fire on officers, and had created a propane bomb I was going to use on my neighbor's house. So I got up, and was greeted by five swat officers with AR-15s who asked me "Jordan, are you armed?" I replied with "No, Officer, I believe I've been set up". So, they detained me temporarily and searched the house, and guess what, no loving propane bombs.
So which one you guys did this? If you're going to swat me(And I know many of you don't like me), don't do it 3 and half loving hours before I have to go to work. Not only did you wake up half the neighborhood, but you also wasted city resources. If you want to man up and swing by I have a round for you and all your friends, friend.