my stomach is bloated

[PhantOS]

i have 30 minutes left in school but my intestines feel like they're being roasted over a slow flame
what should i do
i dont want to go to the bathroom bcuz it'll probably piss people off
i can't just sit here while the insides of my digestive system froth over

forget why do stomachs exist

[Ad Bot]

[Donnies Catch]

forget nature stay alive for those last 30 minutes

[KentMansleyDaBoss]

if stomaches dont exist how are you gonna store that steak

[PhantOS]

10 minutes left holy forget

[EcstaticEggplant]

i had that during a loving english exam, it was so hard to concentrate when it felt like my insides were dying

[Refticus]

stuff yourself then cover up the smell by saying it's a gas leak.
you'll get out early.

[Yosher]

are you still alive OP? post an update

[Mr Man]

I'll rub it for you

[PhantOS]

I made it home safely and everything's alright now.

Thanks for sticking by me in times of need, guys

[Donnies Catch]

phantos is the most recent blf user to stuff wow

[XR-7]

You are pregnant

[The Resonte!]

let loose a huge fart in your classroom




...if you were still in class

[Ravencroft·]

When you gotta go you gotta go. I will stuff up any bathroom in any situation if I have to.

[SWAT One]

let loose a huge fart in your classroom

[Biostorm]

I would never use a public restroom, I'm too self conscious and they're nasty