Author Topic: what movie or tv cliches do you hate  (Read 3745 times)

Silencers on firearms magically make the firearm make virtually no noise as far as all of the bad guys are concerned. Applies to stealth games.

Choking someone out, or stabbing someone from behind makes absolutely no noise if you're not spotted yet as far as the bad guys are concerned. Applies to stealth games.

Vehicles actually explode because of bullets. Applies to all games.

tank/high caliber armament combat is loving dumb bc the writers dont seem to understand that:

a HE shell will not stop an abrams

an APFSDS shell will not explode on impact

a HESH shell will not leave a hole unless it was fired at something poorly armored

tanks have better weight dispersion than cars

tanks can go faster than 2 inches per asswipe

RPGS DO NOT HAVE RECOIL THEY HAVE BACKBLAST THAT WILL forget UP YOUR SQUAD DO NOT FIRE IT FROM THAT WINDOW RIP JIMMY THE AMMO CARRIER



The bland protagonist with a boring personality who is special because of ... Reasons (usually inheritance), and doesn't actually do anything, but instead has things happen to them.

The alien species with superpowers that looks exactly like Humans.

The protagonist being the progeny of a Human woman and a Special Person.

The Evil General who kills his own minions (essentially wasting resources) out of anger.

The technologically advanced space civilization ... Ruled by a monarchy, with guards armed with spears, that also has an arena.

I could go on ...

EVERY PROMO FOR AN ANIMATED MOVIE WERE THE PROTAGONISTS HAVE THAT loving ;) FACE

every key stops working in an urgent situation

another thing is when society is super advanced but people still use very old styles of weapons as opposed to regular guns

example: hunger games
katniss uses a bow instead of a gun - it looks cool but a guns probably better

another thing is when society is super advanced but people still use very old styles of weapons as opposed to regular guns

example: hunger games
katniss uses a bow instead of a gun - it looks cool but a guns probably better
eh that one has a pass though since the arenas are based around survival things

eh that one has a pass though since the arenas are based around survival things
i mean when she was fighting the capital

like in the book some girl had a thing that shot lightning at stuff and here katniss is with a bow i mean cmon


I've got a whole list:

"Because the prophecy said so!"

"Because you're the chosen one!"

There can never be more than 2 female characters in the main group, and if it's an action or horror story, one of them always dies

Men can be killed onscreen with plenty of guts and gore, but apart from a few situations, women either die offscreen or have overly dramatized deaths

Protagonist thinks they're ordinary but suddenly has powers

Protagonist thinks they're ordinary but is the long lost king/queen/prince/princess/grand whatever of someplace they've never heard of

Instant-killing stabs in places that would take forever to bleed out (same goes for instant killing gunshots)

All Asians are either nerds or secretly trained in martial arts

Cars other than the Ford Pinto exploding because of collisions

Modern cars being indestructible when hitting things (modern car bodies are much more flimsy for safety reasons, they'd crumple hitting so much as a signpost)

Someone owning a pristine 50+ year old car that never has issues and works like it's brand new

Low wage job pays for scenic apartment in big city (bonus points if food service)

Aliens always have forcefield shields

Gun noises. Enough said.

Everyone in medieval settings has perfect hygiene

Hacking = keyboard mashing on a scrolling screen of green code and suddenly you have access to the Illuminati's database

Villains killing their own minions left and right, but not even really trying to kill the protagonist(s)

You guys do know that TvTropes is a thing, right?

When the good guys always seem to dodge the bullets but still manage to kill 50000 people with a handgun.

You guys do know that TvTropes is a thing, right?
What's your point lol

Aliens speak English.