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Well?

Weapons are for pussies
Gun
Stick
Knife
Other
My bare hands

Author Topic: If you had to fight a homeless guy what weapon would you use  (Read 5871 times)


This
But a taser won't kill someone and OP said someone's gotta die.

Guys y'all can't fight a homeless guy with money and food ya weirdos
You clearly have to offer an assortment of free drugs and let him OD
I prefer heroine though then I could just put him on his back and let him choke on his own vomit
:)


I'd totally use my fists and forehead


Deodorant and a zippo lighter. Two in one.

A bayoneted flamethrower

pretend to instead befriend the homeless man and then give him poisoned food

gone before he even realises

dual western peacemakers yeehaw