Author Topic: Joke Thread (Read 557 times)

Königschurro · April 13, 2016, 05:20:01 PM

Hey we should tell each other some good jokes, i'll start.
How do parents in Ethiopia celebrate their kid's first birthday?
They put flowers on the grave.

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DestroyerOfBlocks · April 13, 2016, 05:21:02 PM

my life

KristoB · April 13, 2016, 05:25:37 PM

op is a joke

HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION · April 13, 2016, 05:26:54 PM

africa

C-Zech Chrome Ind. · April 13, 2016, 05:27:07 PM

If you break the wools, you will dye.

Pastrey Crust · April 13, 2016, 06:04:04 PM

Two chemists walk into a bar. One says "I want H2O". The second one says "I want H2O too". The second chemist dies.

Lego lad · April 13, 2016, 06:07:26 PM

are puns allowed

Frequency · April 13, 2016, 06:09:18 PM

Quote from: Pastrey Crust on April 13, 2016, 06:04:04 PM

Two chemists walk into a bar. One says "I want H2O". The second one says "I want H2O too". The second chemist dies.

hydrogen peroxide, when consumed in small quantities, is beneficial for your health :^)

Georges · April 13, 2016, 06:10:03 PM

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.

Pastrey Crust · April 13, 2016, 06:51:49 PM

Quote from: Frequency on April 13, 2016, 06:09:18 PM

hydrogen peroxide, when consumed in small quantities, is beneficial for your health :^)

A glass of peroxide will kill you.

SteamerU · April 13, 2016, 07:23:19 PM

what do you call a guy with no arms and legs?

disabled.