My School is the biggest pusillanimous individual about hornets

[th3coolst3r]

A Hornet is a piece of paper folded to where it becomes strong enough that if propelled with a rubber band, it can induce a stuffton of pain, and my school decided to outright ban them, if caught with A RUBBER BAND, you get suspended, A loving RUBBER BAND, dear god, if caught shooting hornets, you have iss (in school suspension) and are not allowed to go to the end of year field trip

tl;dr my school is made of pussies and i almost get iss for hitting a kid with paper

discuss crazy school rules or some stuff

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[Clownfish]

>shoot kid with painful paper object
>nearly get iss for it

what did you expect you nitwit

[Teneksi]

how dare they punish you for inflicting pain

[Insert Name Here²]

My school banned hornets, but jesus christ this is a bit TOO much

[Decepticon]

A Hornet is a piece of paper folded to where it becomes strong enough that if propelled with a rubber band, it can induce a stuffton of pain

if propelled with a rubber band, it can induce a stuffton of pain

it can induce a stuffton of pain

a stuffton of pain

tl;dr my school is made of pussies and i almost get iss for hitting a kid with paper

stuffton of pain

lol ok

also what do you even need a rubber band in the first place for other than to forget around w/ it in class? i've never seen anyone use rubber bands in a helpful way in school at all

[Sheepocalypse]

Hornets are an elementary-middleschool thing

[TheABELBOTO]

I was expecting this to be about actual hornets

I'm sure everyone is a pusillanimous individual when it comes to those lol

[Jshotgun]

hitting a kid with paper

boy just because paper is a weak material doesnt mean it cant kill someone

[Becquerel]

you induce pain with a object designed to induce pain, and cry about the school banning the usage of these objects?
what the forget

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

"im gonna bring a gun to school and shoot someone with it"
"oh no why can i not bring my gun to school to shoot someone with it"

[Insert Name Here²]

I'm pretty sure he is complaining about how strict the school is now, not the ban

Wouldn't you agree that having a loving rubber band would get you suspended, is an EXTREMELY harsh punishment
Like jesus wtf

[CRITAWAKETS]

I lost brain cells yet i dont have alzimers. This is so wrong.

Why are you hating on the fact the school prevents you from harming other people?

[Shift Kitty]

stuffton of pain? really?

stuff's weaker than a paintball

[Sheepocalypse]

Dude my school loving banned knives, what pussies

On your side though, being caught with a rubber band and receiving punishment is handicapped.

[Becquerel]

I'm pretty sure he is complaining about how strict the school is now, not the ban

Wouldn't you agree that having a loving rubber band would get you suspended, is an EXTREMELY harsh punishment
Like jesus wtf

i understand the extremity of the rubber band ban but in this case theyre being used as an annoyance and a method to inflict discomfort / pain upon a person