Post things you want me to record myself saying and I will record them

[Timestamp]

yarr harr fiddle dee dee

being a pirate is alright to be

do what you want because a pirate is free

you are a pirate

[Ad Bot]

[Red Spy]

yarr harr feel the tiddy

being a pirate is horrid to me

do what you wont because a parot is free

you are a pirate

ftfy

[Timestamp]

ftfy

You are not funny.

[Red Spy]

You are not funny.

They're just the misheard lyrics

[Timestamp]

They're just the misheard lyrics

You are not funny.

[Becquerel]

yarr harr fiddle dee dee

being a pirate is alright to be

do what you want because a pirate is free

you are a pirate

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cKEyxbjGiz

[Timestamp]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cKEyxbjGiz

i love you sir

thank you for this

[Becquerel]

i love you sir

thank you for this

any time, honey!

[Insert Name Here²]

jack off
leave
jack off and then leave
then jack off

[Jshotgun]

or

[Becquerel]

heres about 25 minutes worth of me quoting things from the 2005 movie V for Vendetta
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O8yxlqM6bG

[True Johnny]

True Johnny is cooler than Nickpb and stufflord

[Defendor]

red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather

[True Johnny]

She sells seashells down by the seashore

[beachbum111111]

Read the "woody got wood" fanfic