scrungy bingus - the forum adventure

[Landmineman4000²]

Pick up the board blocking the cell door

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[Space1255]

Restart the day
stuff everywhere

[Refticus]

hm forget

use the half lockpick to perform some epic surgery and get the other half out

you're quite sure that you don't want to risk your life for the other half.
that might just be the lockpick tetinus setting in though.

Pick up the board blocking the cell door

holy stuff, you actually made progress, well do-

stuff everywhere

of course
inventory

• half of a lockpick, covered in blood
• a plank of wood

cranium inventory

• the other half of the lockpick

what will scrungy bingus do??

[TableSalt]

Sharpen lockpick on board.
Anybody remember this?

[Refticus]

Sharpen lockpick on board.
Anybody remember this?

sure, but i don't think it's going to help


oh damn that's sharp.
inventory

• sharpened half of a lockpick, covered in blood
• a plank of wood with scratches on it

cranium inventory

• the other half of the lockpick

what will scrungy bingus do??

[Landmineman4000²]

Sharpen the other side of the lockpick and stick it into the top of the wooden bar, and use the hooked part of the lockpick to grab the keys

[The GI of MA]

pick your nose with the lockpick

[Space1255]

Go back in the cell

[Refticus]

Sharpen the other side of the lockpick and stick it into the top of the wooden bar, and use the hooked part of the lockpick to grab the keys

you take a moment to celebrate this idea.

the keys are hooked then scrungy brings the ring back in...

you did it!

Go back in the cell

what. you're already in the cell, besides we want to leave this prison.

pick your nose with the lockpick

you dont even have a nose. you're getting really confused here
inventory

• sharpened half of a lockpick, covered in blood
• a plank of wood with scratches on it
• keyring with key

cranium inventory

• the other half of the lockpick

what will scrungy bingus do??

[SteveJenkins]

give yourself a nose with the lockpick

[gebenuwell]

complentate reality and wonder if you really exist

[Refticus]

give yourself a nose with the lockpick

i guess all those years of performing botched plastic surgery jobs didn't go to wast-


guess not.
you pocket the nose anyways.

complentate reality and wonder if you really exist

you're not helping scrungy in this situation, you're making it worse
the existential dread is setting in.
inventory

• sharpened half of a lockpick, covered in blood
• a plank of wood with scratches on it
• keyring with key
• lifelike nose

cranium inventory

• the other half of the lockpick

what will scrungy bingus do??

[Landmineman4000²]

Leave the cell and scout the area

[Refticus]

Leave the cell and scout the area

scrungy unlocks the door and steps out.
he's one step closer to freedom.

the surrounding area is barely interesting, you probably shouldn't spend long here to avoid risking absolute boredom
inventory

• sharpened half of a lockpick, covered in blood
• a plank of wood with scratches on it
• keyring with key
• lifelike nose

cranium inventory

• the other half of the lockpick

what will scrungy bingus do??

[tber123]

Steal the ladder and shove it into your abnormally deep pockets