so op's from texas explains a lot
SEVERE WEATHER STATEMENTNATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CORPUS CHRISTI TX821 PM CDT SUN APR 17 2016TXC283-479-180145-/O.CON.KCRP.TO.W.0005.000000T0000Z-160418T0145Z/WEBB TX-LA SALLE TX-821 PM CDT SUN APR 17 2016...A TORNADO WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 845 PM CDT FOR NORTHERNWEBB AND SOUTHWESTERN LA SALLE COUNTIES...AT 821 PM CDT...A LARGE AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS LOCATEDNEAR ENCINAL...MOVING NORTHEAST AT 5 MPH.THIS IS A PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW!HAZARD...DAMAGING TORNADO.SOURCE...RADAR INDICATED ROTATION.IMPACT...YOU ARE IN A LIFE-THREATENING SITUATION. FLYING DEBRIS MAY BE DEADLY TO THOSE CAUGHT WITHOUT SHELTER. MOBILE HOMES WILL BE DESTROYED. CONSIDERABLE DAMAGE TO HOMES... BUSINESSES...AND VEHICLES IS LIKELY AND COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS POSSIBLE.THE TORNADO WILL BE NEAR... ENCINAL AROUND 845 PM CDT.PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...TO REPEAT...A LARGE...EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND POTENTIALLY DEADLYTORNADO IS DEVELOPING. TO PROTECT YOUR LIFE...TAKE COVER NOW! MOVE TOA BASEMENT OR AN INTERIOR ROOM ON THE LOWEST FLOOR OF A STURDYBUILDING. AVOID WINDOWS. IF YOU ARE OUTDOORS...IN A MOBILE HOME...OR INA VEHICLE...MOVE TO THE CLOSEST SUBSTANTIAL SHELTER AND PROTECTYOURSELF FROM FLYING DEBRIS.&&LAT...LON 2805 9945 2807 9939 2812 9933 2808 9921 2793 9923 2793 9945TIME...MOT...LOC 0121Z 241DEG 6KT 2802 9940TORNADO...RADAR INDICATEDTORNADO DAMAGE THREAT...CONSIDERABLEHAIL...1.25IN$$HEAVENER
Oh christ
Ah and our sirens just went off so I'm on my way to the bunker
If you're really in Dallas, you have absolutely nothing to worry about right now.