What about this?Someone makes a script to post various versions of this over several lines of chat. It's purpose is to take up space in the chat window and annoy people. Theres hardly any detectable pattern. The only thing it is is long, but what if someone is just telling a long story?
you're asking for a lot here. unless you want to go full-out AI with all the potential downsides to it, you won't be able to detect intent in messages.
i mean, look at microsoft and their twitter bot experiment failure.
stick to the easy, and well-defined stuff. Why do you need such a comprehensive bot anyways?
also if you do make such a comprehensive bot you probably should not write it in torquescript.