Author Topic: Roast Me.  (Read 4207 times)


You look like you have enough extra chromosomes to bring your imaginary friend to life.





oh stuff shut it down
Dude put it back. It was funnier than that one.


it's spelled starfish you dummy

forget i can't roast you while you wear zelda that's against my personal code

5 O CLOCK SHADOW AND DARK SPOTS UNDER YOUR EYES? I'D BE UP ALL NIGHT IN DEPRESSION TOO IF I KNEW I'D GET UP IN THE MORNING AND PUT THAT OUTFIT ON



WHY YOUR EYES LOOKIN ALL PUFFY BOII WHAT'S THE MATTER U CRYING CUZ YOU SAW YOUR REFLECTION IN THE CAMERA LENS???



i dont need to do my worst, australia already did

your facial expression is making me think you want us to roast you so you're used to the pain of fire when you blow up the local nursery
plus you have enough logos on you to look like a nascar racer had love with an advertisement and the abomination that came out was a kangaroo human hybrid

You eat kangaroos and ride them too.